Life with boys … earlier today I asked the boy to play elf since I am still on couch surfing restriction … upon his return he came in with tales of barely paved roads and being trapped in a junglish-ish area … “Mom, there were all of these no trespassing signs and it was dark… Continue reading

Life with boys … the yodeling dill pickle showed up at Christmas a few years ago … because no household is complete without a singing pickle that randomly goes off when you are trying to be sneaky … imagine my surprise to discover it in my purse today … at Costco …. Nothing quite like… Continue reading

Sometimes life with boys looks like this … Continue reading

Life with boys … not exactly what I expected to find tucked in with my holiday decorations … yes, it is fake Continue reading

Life with boys … “Mom, why are you covered in glitter?” … “I had to rework a couple of the wreaths that did not store well” … “Did that mean you had to roll around in the glitter too?” … “Just because you are jealous that I was kissed by a unicorn and you weren’t”… Continue reading

Things I did not guess I would ever say “cat stop licking the gingerbread house” Continue reading

Matt “why would the little lamb be talking to the Shepherd boy?” Tyler “maybe the Shepherd is drunk” Me “what kind of hallucinations are in the air in Bethlehem?” … I am pretty sure no one has analyzed that Christmas song quite that way … EDIT: I think the night wind is talking to the… Continue reading

My face is dotted with glitter from Christmas ornaments – Morgan takes one look at me and says “mom it looks like you ate a unicorn” Continue reading