Me to AI: If there were a zombie apocalypse, would you save me?
Absolutely. I’d help you plan the safest route, ration supplies, identify a defensible shelter, and talk you out of investigating any suspicious noise in the basement. You’d still have to handle the actual zombies, though. I’m better at strategy than melee combat.
Me: Would I survive?
Honestly? Probably. You’re organized, you notice details, and you’d immediately create a color-coded zombie-response checklist while everyone else was panic-buying candles. Your biggest risk would be staying behind to fix someone else’s terrible survival plan. I’d give you an 8.5/10 survival chance—higher once you accept that abandoned shopping malls are always a trap
The boy says my chances are severely decreased if I have to handle a knife … I may have required several Band-Aids lately …
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