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A Cute Petri Dish
Life with boys … Me: “Do you normally come in and wash the spatula mid-bbq?”… Boy: “Usually, especially if it has been touching raw meat” Me: “ You know I grew up in a house where food was left out overnight” … Boy: “Which is why you are a walking Petri dish” … Me: “Petri… Continue reading
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Replenish the Stock …
Life with boys … Me: “If you take a Gatorade out of the fridge, you need to put a new one in” … Boy: “The law of the conservation of Gatorade” … Continue reading
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It Is Tough to Let Him Hurt
Life with boys … has not been easy this week … it is tough to watch the boy hurt and bleed … and it even more tough to let him … Continue reading
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Then I am out of answers …
Life with boys … Me: “I had a bloody nose in the middle of the night” … Boy: “I know, there is blood on my towel” … Me: “Well, use mine then” … Boy: “But it is full of your amoebas” … Me: “Well, then I am out of answers.” Continue reading
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He Knows the Movie by the Mute Button
Life with boys … Me: “hey, hand me the remote so I can change the channel” … Boy: “Dum da dum da da dum da da dum” … Me: “what are you humming?” … Boy: “Well when you press unmute that is the song that will be on” … Boy: “Why are you laughing?” …… Continue reading
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Not exactly what I expected to find with the holiday decorations …
Life with boys … not exactly what I expected to find tucked in with my holiday decorations … yes, it is fake Continue reading
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Black Friday Without a Black Friday Deal
Life with boys: Boy: “You realize you went Black Friday shopping and you did not buy one Black Friday deal right?” … Me: “Well, I guess we do not need a TV bigger than my bed today” … Boy: “but it may have been cool” … Me: “Gingerbread Mtn. Dew will have to do” … Continue reading
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What if Dad bought all the vacuums?
Life with boys … “Boy: “What if Dad bought all the vacuums and then sucked all of the air out of the entire house?” … Me: “Well, there is a place my brain never went to before” … Continue reading
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You are so old you’re almost dirt again …
Life with boys … Boy: “You are so old you’re almost dirt again” …“Hey” … “Well if you think about the big scheme” Continue reading
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We are at our quota …
Life with boys … I sneezed … Boy: “No, no more sick people, we are at our quota” … Me: “We have a quota?” … Boy: “It says so much that you are not aware of the quota” … I coughed in reply Continue reading
About Me
I started this site so my mom could get news about her grandkids without me having to walk her through the process of trying to open and email attachment several times a week. Since then she has passed away and I’ve fallen off the blog wagon, but I’m inspired to pick it up again now.
