Life with boys … Morgan is taking Outdoor Ed (which is pretty much Boy Scouts for a grade) … apparently he caught the biggest fish yesterday … and it did not give home much of a struggle … not because he is so buff, but because it was ALREADY DEAD. Yes, Morgan caught a huge… Continue reading

Life with boys … So, I am still feeling seasick (I got a script for nausea, which helps some) … and my compassionate, loving boys start synchronized swaying while sitting across from me at lunch … “What, Mom? We are not doing anything at all” … I blame their Dad … Continue reading

Life with boys … so Morgan decided we really needed to bring Duckie MoMo home with us today … we went all over Target with me taking the giant stuffed bird out of the cart and him putting it back in … I am sure the security tapes are hilarious … clearer heads prevailed (barely)… Continue reading

And in the life with Matt files … Woke up at 12:34 because I had a bad dream – Matt turned over and asked: “what’s wrong?” – “bad dream” – “was it about … (and then he starts to Darth Vader breathe). 1:26 a.m. – Matt asks, “what are you doing now?” Me: Drinking water… Continue reading

Pretty sure if Matt has been in charge of the inaugural use it would have been much less eventful – He went to sit down on the other side of the kitchen as the egg missed the inside of the bowl. (Pretty sure it hurt him to watch) Continue reading

Me: Tyler what are you making for lunch? Tyler: A Nutella sandwich – you know like peanut butter and jelly Me: What kind of jelly? Tyler: Eww – why would I add jelly? Me: No idea … Continue reading

Found one of the boy’s to do lists for the break .. Continue reading

Analyze this one : dreamed last night that I had one minute to draw 100 animals saying thank you No, I do not know how animals say thank you – do they bow? Shake hands? Continue reading

If Matt wrote Shakespeare – “Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou oh Romeo?” “Hey, I am over here” He says it would be a much shorter play that way. Continue reading

So Morgan has to read any book of his choice for his English class … I took him to the bookstore, you would have thought I had told him “this is the only book you are going to read from for the rest of your life” by the way he drug out the process. I… Continue reading