Life with boys … Boy: “what are you doing?” … Me: “Reading Facebook” … Boy: “In the dark, while laying on the floor?” … Duh … Me: “Well, I am awake now after mouse disposal … haven’t you heard the cat chasing something that I was really hoping was a toy for 45-minutes now?” … Boy: ”No, I was sleeping soundly until you started saying, it’s dead, it’s dead, it’s dead and you made me hold the flashlight.” … Me: “How did you sleep through that?” … Boy: ”I am a normal person … Were you chanting it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive?” … Smartass … Zeus is now patrolling the perimeter … normally Zeus is doing this (see photo) or this
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