Summer camp thoughts:
June 13, 11:53 p.m.
“PS — I’m sitting in my tent in the dark, there are bugs. It is humid. I love my child.”
June 13, 11:57 p.m.
“PS — a bug just pooped on my screen. Time for bed.”
Continued:
“Number of bathroom stalls — 10
Number of unflushed toilets — 8
Number of stumps tripped over — 4
Number of bugs that climbed into my pj’s — 3
Number of times I scared myself enough to jump because of the hatchet-wielding villain who was surely behind the door — 1
Rolls of toilet paper — zero
I still need to pee.”
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