Life With Boys

Life with boys … “Boy: “What if Dad bought all the vacuums and then sucked all of the air out of the entire house?” … Me: “Well, there is a place my brain never went to before” … Continue reading

Life with boys: Me: “Are these jeans on the chair dirty or clean?” … Boy: “Yes” … Me: “Yes is not an answer” … Boy: “It is in computer programming language” … Me: Sighs and looks at the ceiling … Boy: looks at the ceiling “Are you thinking about painting?” Continue reading

Life with boys … Boy “Hey look a robot lawnmower, should we see what happens if someone stands in front of it?” … Me: “No” … Boy: “But I was going to let you go first” Continue reading

Life with boys … Me: “What if I turn out to be a really high-maintenance old person?” … Boy: “That is why I am going to go live in a tiny house” … Continue reading

Life with boys … I get lost … a lot … even with the GPS I get lost a lot … recently the boy and I went to a new town, on on my 7th wrong I was cough laughing so hard that I had to pull over … Boy: “I really don’t want to… Continue reading

Life with boys … Thhwump … Boy “Did you hear that … so solid … so satisfying” … Me: “Dude, you just hit me with a pillow!” … Boy: “I know, it was AWESOME!” … Revenge will be mine … Continue reading

Life with boys … Boy 1: “what do vampires taste like?” … Boy 2: “Depends on how you cook them” … Me: Choke laughing, “just what goes through you mind?” Continue reading

Life with boys … We’re driving down the highway, trying to have a conversation about upcoming events … Me: “So we need to make sure,” … Boy – loudly says “Hay” … I hear, “Hey” …. “Hey what?” … “HAY” … Me: “You interrupted me to show me a truck?” … “Whhheat?” … Me: “Now… Continue reading