kid logic
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Will you be my hero?
Isolation day 15 … life with boys edition … Me: Will you be my hero? Boy: I am already your hero … Me: you can be more my hero … silence … Boy: What? … Me: Will you please go pick up the baby rabbit pieces on the front porch before the guy from Facebook… Continue reading
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Why are there bagpipes?
Life with boys … Guys, what are you watching? Why are you watching YouTube in the bathroom? Why are there bagpipes? … Mom, you are ruining the ceremony for fishy the fish … Do you not understand there is a time and a place for everything? … But, bagpipes? Continue reading
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Driving in the car …
Life with boys … driving in the car … “So, any fire drills today?” … “Any food fights?” … “Anyone crying in the bathroom?” … “I am trying to make conversation with you” … “Don’t look at me like I am crazy.” … “Well you kinda are” … social skills are still in development apparently Continue reading
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He does not look entertained, he looks flat …
Life with boys …“What are you doing?”“Entertaining the cats”Other boy, “he does not look entertained, he looks flat.” Continue reading
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You just have to believe …
Life with boys … “Ugh, I have more assignments to grade” … “You can do it, I know it sounds like a cat poster but you just have to believe.” Continue reading
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When did we go to war?
Life with boys … Tried to have a conversation with one of the boys about knowing when “enough is enough” … “But Mom, that is not how the rules of escalation or war work” … “When did we go to war?” … Continue reading
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It is made of lint …
Life with boys … In case I needed another reminder about why I usually shop alone … “Hey, what is this shirt made of, I am having trouble reading the tag” … “Lint, it is made of lint” … I bought the shirt, it is really soft lint … Continue reading
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Don’t wake the kraken …
Life with boys … Name the safety measures for fishing … “Don’t be stupid” … “Leave no trace” … “Don’t wake the kraken” Continue reading
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An important call on his fake banana phone …
Life with boys … sometimes you look over at the boy in the car next to you and he waves you off because he is having an important call on his fake banana phone … cannot make this stuff up Continue reading
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Why is the world still spinning?
Life with boys … “Why is the world still spinning?” “I’ll spin you right round …” “Not funny” “Let’s go round round round” “If you sing the Circle of Life I will stab you.” Continue reading
About Me
I started this site so my mom could get news about her grandkids without me having to walk her through the process of trying to open and email attachment several times a week. Since then she has passed away and I’ve fallen off the blog wagon, but I’m inspired to pick it up again now.
