kid logic
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Grass radio …
Life with boys … Boy: “Why are we listening to grass radio?” … Me: “It is the garden hotline” … Boy: “No, it is grass radio … that guy just talked about grass for ten minutes” … Me: “Well, I guess he is really concerned about his lawn”… Boy: “Anyone who is concerned enough about… Continue reading
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Maybe he will call in the morning …
Life with boys … Me: “Hey, did you call the doctor to make that appointment?” … Boy: “No, I didn’t want to call the doctor and wake him up” … Me: “What?” … Boy: “Alexa, play ‘Put the Lime in the Coconut’ by the Muppets on Spotify” … and all three boys put on a… Continue reading
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Off with their heads …
Life with boys … Me: “Hey, I need your help to trim the hydrangeas” … Boy: “Can’t help you, I’m not French” … Me: “Huh?” … Boy: “You know, off with their heads? … Me: “You are still going to help” Continue reading
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Then I am out of answers …
Life with boys … Me: “I had a bloody nose in the middle of the night” … Boy: “I know, there is blood on my towel” … Me: “Well, use mine then” … Boy: “But it is full of your amoebas” … Me: “Well, then I am out of answers.” Continue reading
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We are at our quota …
Life with boys … I sneezed … Boy: “No, no more sick people, we are at our quota” … Me: “We have a quota?” … Boy: “It says so much that you are not aware of the quota” … I coughed in reply Continue reading
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Constantly surrounded by a set of orange cones …
Life with boys … We were talking about about perception, so I asked if I am a tough and I can handle anything person or someone who needs to be looked after … Boy: “you are the kind of person who should be constantly surrounded by a set of orange cones” … Me: “For my… Continue reading
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Maybe they will have skittle colored poops …
Life with Boys … Me: “The baby bunnies are eating the petals off of my flowers” … Boy: “Maybe they will have skittle colored poops” … Eww … Continue reading
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The Bridgerton of the South Pacific …
Life with boys … boy is flipping through tv channels, “oh, look something with frilly clothes and English accents, you’re gonna make us watch it aren’t you?” … Me “no, you can keep going” … boy flips to Gillian’s Island, “Here we go, it is basically the Bridgerton of the South Pacific” … the boy… Continue reading
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When has that ever worked?
Life with boys … me “hey can you put that blanket back in the car” … boy “my hands are full” … me “just set it on the car” … “but then it will get dirty” … me – gives the boy an exasperated look … boy throws the blanket – it lands on the… Continue reading
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Windows 95 really is my favorite version of Windows …
Life with boys … “Windows 95 really is my favorite version of Windows” … we speak a lot of geek here Continue reading
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I started this site so my mom could get news about her grandkids without me having to walk her through the process of trying to open and email attachment several times a week. Since then she has passed away and I’ve fallen off the blog wagon, but I’m inspired to pick it up again now.
