Life with boys … The discussion about clothes and the room continues with the boy … I am not amused … I am feeling a bit murdery … A terse discussion about respect ensues … I give him the look … Boy: “in the words of Kennedy Kasten, don’t look at me in that tone Continue reading

Life with boys … it is 3 am … the 3D printer is running non-stop again, so the boy must be home … went to tell him it is making a noise … he said to ignore it … so here I am listening and waiting, for what I am not sure … it is Continue reading

Life with boys … Me: “If you take a Gatorade out of the fridge, you need to put a new one in” … Boy: “The law of the conservation of Gatorade” … Continue reading

Life with boys … has not been easy this week … it is tough to watch the boy hurt and bleed … and it even more tough to let him … Continue reading

Life with boys … Me: “hey, hand me the remote so I can change the channel” … Boy: “Dum da dum da da dum da da dum” … Me: “what are you humming?” … Boy: “Well when you press unmute that is the song that will be on” … Boy: “Why are you laughing?” … Continue reading

Life with boys … “Boy: “What if Dad bought all the vacuums and then sucked all of the air out of the entire house?” … Me: “Well, there is a place my brain never went to before” … Continue reading

Life with boys: Me: “Are these jeans on the chair dirty or clean?” … Boy: “Yes” … Me: “Yes is not an answer” … Boy: “It is in computer programming language” … Me: Sighs and looks at the ceiling … Boy: looks at the ceiling “Are you thinking about painting?” Continue reading

Life with boys … Boy “Hey look a robot lawnmower, should we see what happens if someone stands in front of it?” … Me: “No” … Boy: “But I was going to let you go first” Continue reading

Life with boys … Me: “What if I turn out to be a really high-maintenance old person?” … Boy: “That is why I am going to go live in a tiny house” … Continue reading

Life with boys … I get lost … a lot … even with the GPS I get lost a lot … recently the boy and I went to a new town, on on my 7th wrong I was cough laughing so hard that I had to pull over … Boy: “I really don’t want to Continue reading