Life with boys … it is a snow day here in St. Louis … so of course we are watching The Price Is Right … the big Prize on offer is a tandem bicycle … the boy of course exclaims about how much we need one of those … to which I reply, “that is Continue reading

Life with boys … Me: “Wow, look at all the gunk I just got out of the cat’s ears” … Boy: “No, I really don’t need to see that” … Me: “Your curiosity of the gross is severely stunted” … Boy: “I guess that makes me normal” … well, I guess it is a good Continue reading

Life with boys … it is 6:45 am … boy is singing (to the tune of Lollipop) “Cold-de-more-cold-de-more-I-don’t-want-to-be-cold-no-more” … Me: “knock it off, that will be in my head all day” … Boy: “vol-de-mort-vol-de-mort” … he did not appreciate getting hit with a dish towel … Continue reading

Life with boys … we are having an indoor stink bug invasion … no idea where they are getting in … Zeus tried to catch one earlier and ended up getting it tangled in my hair … the stink bug then made it down my back and into the blanket before I had a chance Continue reading

Life with boys …. Me: “so, what do you need to do to be the student of the week?” … Boy: “I don’t think we’ll ever know, I am a menace in the classroom” … Me: “That I would believe” … Continue reading

Life with boys … we were watching a show with an elaborate funeral and I tell the boy “I don’t want any of that fuss” … boy replies, “Good, because I was thinking more along the poseable taxidermy route” … I fear for you all … Continue reading

Life with boys … we were watching a show with an elaborate funeral, and I tell the boy, “I don’t want any of that fuss” … the boy replies, “Good, because I was thinking more along the poseable taxidermy route” … I fear for you all … Continue reading

This is what Life with boys sometimes looks like … Continue reading

Life with boys … the boy’s coat fell off the chair and onto the floor … out of the pockets fell five packets of saltines, that are now dust … 67 cents … one sharpie … a pair of wire cutters … three masks in various states of cleanliness … and one latex glove … Continue reading

Life with boys … it is 3 am … again … the 3D printer is humming along … they finally figured out the wonky bit … this time when I got up to pee I noticed a light on down the hall … go down the hall … no boy … go downstairs … every Continue reading