Life with boys … Morgan is taking Outdoor Ed (which is pretty much Boy Scouts for a grade) … apparently he caught the biggest fish yesterday … and it did not give home much of a struggle … not because he is so buff, but because it was ALREADY DEAD. Yes, Morgan caught a huge Continue reading

Life with boys … So, I am still feeling seasick (I got a script for nausea, which helps some) … and my compassionate, loving boys start synchronized swaying while sitting across from me at lunch … “What, Mom? We are not doing anything at all” … I blame their Dad … Continue reading

Life with boys … so Morgan decided we really needed to bring Duckie MoMo home with us today … we went all over Target with me taking the giant stuffed bird out of the cart and him putting it back in … I am sure the security tapes are hilarious … clearer heads prevailed (barely) Continue reading

And in the life with Matt files … Woke up at 12:34 because I had a bad dream – Matt turned over and asked: “what’s wrong?” – “bad dream” – “was it about … (and then he starts to Darth Vader breathe). 1:26 a.m. – Matt asks, “what are you doing now?” Me: Drinking water Continue reading

Pretty sure if Matt has been in charge of the inaugural use it would have been much less eventful – He went to sit down on the other side of the kitchen as the egg missed the inside of the bowl. (Pretty sure it hurt him to watch) Continue reading

Me: Tyler what are you making for lunch? Tyler: A Nutella sandwich – you know like peanut butter and jelly Me: What kind of jelly? Tyler: Eww – why would I add jelly? Me: No idea … Continue reading

Found one of the boy’s to do lists for the break .. Continue reading

Analyze this one : dreamed last night that I had one minute to draw 100 animals saying thank you No, I do not know how animals say thank you – do they bow? Shake hands? Continue reading

If Matt wrote Shakespeare – “Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou oh Romeo?” “Hey, I am over here” He says it would be a much shorter play that way. Continue reading

So Morgan has to read any book of his choice for his English class … I took him to the bookstore, you would have thought I had told him “this is the only book you are going to read from for the rest of your life” by the way he drug out the process. I Continue reading