Life With Boys

Life with boys … private edition … we have been consistently suggesting that daily showers are a really good idea to one of the boys … so in the continued conversation, I may have said something along the lines that love-ish interests may be easier to attract if the boy is not redolent … to which the boy raises the red spatula he just took out of the dishwasher into a Harry Potter vs. Voldemort stance and loudly announces … “the joke’s on you, I HAVE been seeing someone,” … and then there may have been a moment of silence … broken by the obvious question, “what is her name?” … to which the boy responds, “I am not exactly sure how to say it … we met online, and it’s not like she uses it in conversation” … so, there is that …