Life With Boys

Life with boys … I sent the boy to the grocery store today WITH A LIST … as I unpacked the bags I started to notice an assortment of random additional items – chocolate bars, jello cubes, marshmallows, English muffins, watermelon Mountain Dew … “Hey, where is the flour?” …. “That was not on the list” …. “Pretty sure it was at the top of the list … remember when I asked if you if you wanted to read the list before you go?” … “No. You never said anything. Fine, but your list was not in any kind of order” … Me: “Did Dad add tortillas to the list?” … “It said fajita skirts” the boy replies … “I think it said skirt steak for fajitas” … Me: “Are we making grilled cheese this week?” … “The list said sandwich cheese” the boy informs me …. “Do you eat plastic-wrapped American Cheese slices on your sandwiches?” I ask … “No, that is gross” … so I guess we are headed back to the store … and amending the menu plan …