And in the life with Matt files …
Woke up at 12:34 because I had a bad dream – Matt turned over and asked: “what’s wrong?” – “bad dream” – “was it about … (and then he starts to Darth Vader breathe).
1:26 a.m. – Matt asks, “what are you doing now?”
Me: Drinking water …
Matt: What kind of water?
Me: Cold water?
Matt: It could be boiling water …
Me: Well, maybe it was boiled once upon a time.
Matt: If you think about the water cycle (Which is of course what I was thinking about) it has probably changed state a billion times.
Matt: You are probably drinking dinosaur pee.
Life With Boys 
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