Life With Boys

On the long list of things I did not know needed clarification –

Me “child let you brother in the bathroom”

Other child “he is brushing his teeth on the toilet”

Me “stand up and let you brother use the restroom”

Child “I can’t my pants are down – I am saving time” (all said with a toothbrush in his mouth)

Me “eww, no. That is not a sanitary time saving idea” (but to myself – well it’s not like the damage is not already done)

Other child “I still need to pee”