Morgan wants to know where his roller skates are, I am on the phone and trying to get the computer to behave, “What roller skates?” “You know Mom the flat things that go on your feet with four wheels.” Still don’t know WHERE the skates are though.
Tyler upon coming out the bathtub wanted to know what color God is. “Is God the color of air? (no, I don’t know what the color of air is, so don’t ask) My usual response to questions I can’t answer, “Well, what do you think?” “Look Mom, my underwear can fly.” I guess a short attention span worked in my favor this time.
Morgan vs. Newton: “Mom, did you know that if you push on jello it will push back with the same power?” “Really? Who told you that?” “The Jello.”
Life With Boys 
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