This pretty much sums up time spent with Morgan lately …
“Morgan it’s time to take a break (a.k.a. nap)”
“But I have to go potty”
So back to the bathroom we go (we’ve already been there once).
“OK now go”
“Do a countdown” he says.
“OK — 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1 You’re done, let’s go.”
“No I still have more pee in me.”
“Then go”
“But I don’t want to.”
“Morgan, you’re starting to push my buttons.”
Quizzically “What buttons? Where are the buttons?”
OK — if I just ignore him I won’t lose it.
Now he’s just plain laughing “Mom you don’t HAVE any buttons.”
Life With Boys 
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