Life With Boys

We have cats.

Two cats that hate each other.

Fulda (the yellow/brown cat) pounces on Callie (the calico) every chance he gets. In retaliation, she squirts pee at him (and usually misses).

So we keep them in separate rooms. One is in our bedroom at all times and the other has free reign of the house. It’s been this way since 1998. We’re stupid, I know.

Here’s the situation:

Fulda is not well behaved during his bedroom time. He’s taken to peeing on my bed. This has been going on for a while. We’ve taken him to the vet and the cat psychiatrist. We had it curbed for awhile — but this week he’s been a very naughty cat.

I’m going to take him the vet this weekend to find out if something is physically going on. If not, I’m not sure what to do.

You see he’s declawed so making him an outside cat with three large outside cats who regularly hang out in our yard seems like a bad idea.

He needs to be an only cat, to live with someone who would adore him full time.

Any takers? (I’m serious.)