Matt likes to sleep close to me. So close that I start to feel like I’m being overtaken by kudzu vine.
His retort, “well that makes you an old decaying pine tree.”
kudzu
n : fast-growing vine from eastern Asia having hairy trifoliate leaves and racemes of purple flowers followed by long many-seed hairy pods and tuberous starchy roots; grown for fodder and forage and root starch; widespread in the southern United States [syn: kudzu vine, Pueraria lobata]
Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
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